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A Snackingdargle Day at the Humpetsnarg

A snackingdargle day at the humpetsnarg thaaaaarn dam you warm wongledims between my toes icream for John and a mild oopsthonkrattle paddle in the snarting brine fart in the cocklewangle and umpulate from your armpits A snackingdargle day at the humpetsnarg we had snackingdargle it thurt!

On My Veranda

I'm not ashamed to say John my blue shundlemoon has broken the green one's OK! Snar! Rah kanard snard wouldn't you say! My phone can't spell check Vogon Thundle fin-di-dah   Not that way round Ooooooooooh! Take those high heels off John! On my Veranda!

Tharnburglewardle

Has that man got a plant in his head John? Aaaaaaaaagh on the toilet! Would you like some tea? Tharnburglewardle! I might if I can John how many feet have you? Change fair very dry!

Vogon Haiku

Take a big step John Snoogle numbunglythark and twang human feelings

Wholenuts

I got my foot stuck down the toilet john! I tell you I did! My thangleworgle got wet. Aaaaaaaaah! "Smacksnargle", the plumber said. Blue thingworts came to mind, on a Monday too! Thamble-crackle my harg! Oooooh! Wholenuts!

Cobblers!

Scanbungerling my turdles Valet the coal! Paul pontwangled the lottery. Took his bacondundle for a walk! Brie cheese carriersnargles, I feel it in my shoe. Brumpthangle as I walk! Aaaaaaaaaah! Cobblers!