On My Veranda

I'm not ashamed to say John

my blue shundlemoon has broken

the green one's OK!

Snar!

Rah kanard snard wouldn't you say!

My phone can't spell check Vogon

Thundle fin-di-dah  

Not that way round

Ooooooooooh!

Take those high heels off John!

On my Veranda!