A Nurd In My Shoe (A Vogon Love Poem)

I murgle-wort mine tharg for thee -
I told you I would!
Dribble nangle hord,
mine is the greatest borg.

The stars niddled above us as we smurggled.
We gluttered thangingly into each others smargs.
My heart fluttered and bangly-tharnwacked!
I burgen dangle you!
ooooh - you are my hoopssnarg,

I told you you are!
With a nurd in my shoe!